A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were
using for transportation was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail.
Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued.
They prayed a lot of course, and they discussed their predicament in great depth.
Finally the priest said to the nun, “you know sister, I am about to die, and there’s always been one thing
I’ve wanted here on earth–to see a woman undressed. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?”
The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes.
As she was doing so, she remarked, “well, Father, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a man
undreseed, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?”
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.
Suddenly the nun exclaimed, “Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?”
The priest patiently answered, “That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new
life.”
“Well,” responded the nun, “forget about me. Stick it in the camel!”
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
For their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter and they pored over every box score during the season.
They went to 60 games a year.
They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One fall night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankees victory earlier in the evening.
He died happy.
A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob’s voice from beyond.
“Bob is that you?” Earl asked.
“Of course it me,” Bob replied.
“This is unbelievable!” Earl exclaimed.
“So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?”
“Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?”
“Tell me the good news first.”
“Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, Earl.”
“Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?”
“You’re pitching tomorrow night.”
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