Joe had asked Bob to help

 

                         

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place.

When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.

When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.

                       

Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife.

Joe said that he’d started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn’t be better.

Bob thought he’d give it a go.

When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.

His wife burst into tears.

                         

Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.

She said, “This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle.

Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!”

                           

Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said, “Looked their up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinking’ these here beers!!”

“Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said.

“We’ll just pull over and finish drinking’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”

“What fer?” asked Bubba.

                           

“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?” said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinking’?”

“No sir,” Earl said. “We’re on the patch.”