Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father.
“Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
“That’s a great son, who is she?”
“It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”
“Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother, sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.
“Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
“That’s a great son, who is she?”
“It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
“Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that, Angela is also your sister.”
This went on a couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
“Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want don’t listen to him He isn’t your father.”
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar.
So, one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know the same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
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