A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my tool!”
The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace “weapon” with some other body part like “Ear.”
The man does as he’s told and comes back in and says, “I have a problem with my ear.”
The lady the says, “What is that?”
To which the man replied, “I can’t piss out of it!”
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have lovemaking with him for the last 7 months.
The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her what’s wrong and why doesn’t she want to have lovemaking with her husband any more.
The wife tells him, “For the last 7 months every morning I take a cab to work.
I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.
When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.
Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again,
‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’.
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a rubber pack onto his weapon.
In an attempt to hide his full self enjoyment, Johnny’s father bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously, “What ya doing’, Dad?”
His father quickly replied, “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”
Johnny replied, “What ya gonna do, bang him
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