A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a Shih Tzu.Disappointed, the man starts to leave. But the zookeeper, noticing his disappointment, stops him and explains, "Ah, sir, don't be too quick to judge
This is a very special dog. It's actually a talking dog!"The man, intrigued, decides to stick around and see for himself.He approaches the dog and asks, "So, can you talk?"The dog nods.Astounded, the man asks, "Well, what's your story? How did you end up in a zoo?"
The dog replies, "Well, it all started when I discovered I could talk. I found it quite fascinating, and I decided to pursue a career in politics. I ran for mayor in a small town and won! Everyone loved me; I was a great mayor.
But one day, they found out I was a dog, and they impeached me! So here I am, the only talking dog in a zoo."The man is amazed but curious, so he asks, "But why did they impeach you just because you're a dog?"The dog shrugs and says, "Apparently, they thought it was 'unprecedented'!"
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